Newsgroups: rec.music.indian.misc
From: nuts@virginia.EDU (Nuts)
Subject: (: Frustometer.
Organization: Trees
Date: Sat, 20 Aug 94 12:25:25 EDT
Lines: 131


	Can you give me the lyrics of...?
	It is in ITRANS
	What is ITRANS?
	Where is ITRANS?
	Why is ITRANS like this?
	ITRANS is in Finland.
	No, no, ITRANS is here, songs are in Finland.
	How to access songs?
	Can you mail me that song?
	I have audio files, not lyrics.
	Can you mail me audio files?
	No, they are in Finland.
	Where in Finland?
	Where is Finland?
	Read the FAQ!
	Read the short FAQ!
	Read the funny FAQ!
	Read the movie review!
	My favourite movies.
	Mine too.
	How can that movie be included?
	Don't insult this list by including...
	Don't insult this list by not including...
	How could you forget...?
	I agree.
	Actually, movies suck! Very stupid nowadays.
	If Amitabh had RK's role in...
	Amitabh's best movie
	Amitabh's worst movie
	Amitabh's first movie
	Amitabh's last movie
	Amitabh's love movie
	Amitabh's action movie
	Amitabh's comedy movie
	Amitabh's horror movie
	Can you give me the complete list?
	What was Amitabh's dog's name in...?
	I have a quiz. All blanks are dogs' names. Email. Don't post.
	Who is Amitabh?
	I love Amitabh
	How can you say he's good?
	Dilip Kumar is best
	Raj Kapoor? How can you forget him?
	Rajesh Khanna was first superstar
	Was Dev Anand good?
	Shatrughan Sinha is the best
	Jeetendra is the best
	Dharmendra is the best
	Sanjay Dutt is the best
	Sunjay Dutt is the best
	Sunjay Butt sucks!
	Sunjay Butt cannot act.
	Sunjay Dutt has great muscles.
	I want to take a shower.
	Sunjay Dutt is in jail?
	List of Sanjay Dutt movies wanted.
	List of Sanjay Dutt movies
	List of Sunjay Dutt movies
	List of Sunju movies
	List of Madhuri movies
	Madhuri - wowowowow!
	Sridevi is better.
	Hi
	Did you see Madhubala in...? She's great!
	Bye
	Madhubala is beautiful. Nargis is the best
	Meena Kumari is the best
	Can you give me stats for these moon songs?
	Mala Sinha is the best
	Sathyalakshmi is the best
	Nirupa Roy is the best
	Kamalahasan is the best
	Who is Sathyalakshmi?
	She acted in one b/w movie in 1964.
	Is Kamalahasan a woman? Why is he included?
	Is Kamalahasan Kamal Hassan? Why is she misspelt?
	Sivaji Ganeshan was awesome in...
	Actually, that was Gemini Ganeshan.
	Isn't he Rakhee's father?
	Stupid fool, Rekha's father.
	KK kicks ass.
	Here are some more moon songs.
	Waheeda looked good in that moon song.
	I know one more moon song.
	How about starting night songs?
	It is time for patriotic songs.
	Independence day is coming.
	Independence is today. Aren't you proud?
	I feel proud. Here is a song.
	I don't feel proud. Here is a song.
	I feel proud. Here is a moon song.
	I am confused. Here is a list of night songs.
	I think we can have a quiz on this.
	This is a quiz. All the blanks are words for night.
	I want to host next RJGK.
	I am already hosting one. People, respond.
	What is the next RJGK on?
	What is this RJGK on?
	RJGKs are too simple.
	Too tough. Let's break them up.
	Problem is, there are too many songs.
	How many songs did Asha sing?
	How many songs did Lata sing?
	How many songs did Rafi sing?
	How many songs did MDey sing?
	All songs suck. Look at the lyrics.
	You mean to say that... is bad?
	No, that is good because Rafi sang it.
	KK kicks ass.
	Rafi kicks KK.
	There are other singers, you know...
	Parvez Sultana kicked KK in...
	I want list of duets in which...
	I want list of difficult songs.
	If I sing difficult songs, my fragile male ego is boosted.
	How do I get lyrics for this song?
	Can you give me the lyrics of...?

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